Facebook Thai Translations

I have a friend who moved back to Thailand, and he posts on Facebook. The pictures are rather innocuous, it's the translations that are funny. Here's one from today using Facebook's built-in translator:

"The good of society you. You are the father the day from, gold phasukh 22 - year - old (. Prof. College - the city the first ) brother he keep wallet with cash. canwn 6,100 bath of You want to live the will leg with at the tag praca thang face college concert kha, thailand, . na wallet. contact to lord and the precinct. The head piece, lord, and a good citizen. see you. yes, sir. it's pleasant. that Social and have the future of this nation. lovely like that on the john, this one, i need Accepted. yes, sir. you"

You may wonder about "lovely like that on the john...". I can assure you, there were no photos of him on the crapper.